in a sexy new earnest capacity: http://ishouldntbetellingyouthis.tumblr.com.

The best way to keep up with me right now is on Twitter and Facebook.

Big things are in the works.

I love you,

Mandy Stadtmiller

2:13 – redacted3 says:

Is all that stuff in your profile true ? :)

2:14 – awesomeyay says:

yeah — i was going to wink back except you’re an atheist – ha. this is me: mandystadtmiller.com

Match System Message >> Your personal information is worth protecting. To safeguard your privacy, the URL you provided has been converted to www.match.com for this initial contact. It will not be removed on any additional IM conversations with this user.

2:14 – awesomeyay says:

oh – it won’t let me give you my web site

2:14 – awesomeyay says:

my web site is

2:14 – awesomeyay says:

mandy

2:14 – awesomeyay says:

stadtmiller

2:14 – awesomeyay says:

.com

2:15 – awesomeyay says:

but yeah – atheists and agnostics — i’m all into spirituality and sh-t so probably not a match, or worth flying from sweden for.

2:15 – awesomeyay says:

but you seemed neat! so goodonya

2:15 – redacted3 says:

OK, that’s already a �lot more info than I usually get from these IM chats !!

2:15 – awesomeyay says:

haha yeah

2:15 – redacted3 says:

I’m struggling to keep up here …

2:15 – awesomeyay says:

wait is says you’re into spirituality. so – i guess meditation?

2:16 – awesomeyay says:

or something godless? but yeah dont worry about keeping up.

2:16 – redacted3 says:

I spend quite a bit of time in NY. That’s why I took a shot with you.

2:16 – awesomeyay says:

you seem adorable. i hope to marry a nerd like you someday.

2:16 – awesomeyay says:

cool – well at the least we can get a coffee sometime.

2:16 – awesomeyay says:

you can shoot me a line at mstadtmiller@——.com

2:17 – awesomeyay says:

WOW YOU HAVE A SERVICE DOG???

2:17 – awesomeyay says:

are you deaf?

2:17 – redacted3 says:

OK, that seems easier than trying to keep up here …

2:17 – awesomeyay says:

my dad is blind and has a guide dog.

2:17 – awesomeyay says:

or do you train service dogs?

2:17 – redacted3 says:

A what ??? What ARE you reading ?

2:17 – awesomeyay says:

oh sh-t

2:17 – awesomeyay says:

sorry different profile

2:18 – awesomeyay says:

hahahaha duh

2:18 – awesomeyay says:

hilar

2:18 – awesomeyay says:

ok — well be in touch if you like

2:18 – awesomeyay says:

you’re also not the guy into spirituality. that’s the service dog guy. hahahahaha. oh man.

2:18 – awesomeyay says:

take care — xom

2:18 – redacted3 says:

Well the Sweden part was right, so …

2:18 – awesomeyay says:

haha yes!

2:18 – awesomeyay says:

i totally got that one right.

2:18 – awesomeyay says:

hahahaha

2:18 – redacted3 says:

Right.

2:19 – awesomeyay says:

i’m seriously laughing my ass off here. oh man.

2:19 – awesomeyay says:

well have a good night, redacted3.

2:19 – awesomeyay says:

i hope it’s ok i call you redacted3.

2:19 – awesomeyay says:

not too much too soon — xom

2:19 – redacted3 says:

Call me redacted1

2:19 – awesomeyay says:

a joke!

2:19 – awesomeyay says:

you made a joke

2:19 – awesomeyay says:

that’s inspiring.

2:20 – awesomeyay says:

remember when i thought you had a service dog and were into spirituality?

2:20 – awesomeyay says:

those were good times.

2:20 – redacted3 says:

xom = ?

2:20 – awesomeyay says:

kiss, hug, m is short for mandy

2:20 – awesomeyay says:

it’s like “bye”

2:20 – awesomeyay says:

also it means I’m going to set a bunch of sh-t on fire.

2:20 – awesomeyay says:

it’s like, hey…watch out, i’m about to set some sh-t on fire.

2:20 – awesomeyay says:

so i hope your spiritual service dog is cool with that.

2:21 – awesomeyay says:

oh man, good times.

2:21 – awesomeyay says:

good night, redacted1

2:21 – redacted3 says:

Uh … ok. Nighty night.

2:22 – awesomeyay says:

wahahaha “uh…ok.” best im. EVER.

Oh, Steve Phillips, you nutty, birthmarked-on-your-crotch gigantic dummy, you.

Seriously? This is the girl you cheat with? The chubby, needy, crazy-eyed, always-the-bridesmaid-never-the-bride, way-beneath-your-league 22-year-old from your office?

In the immortal words of Chris Rock: “That tiger didn’t go crazy. That tiger went tiger.”

Translation: That crazy chick didn’t go crazy. That crazy chick went crazy chick.

Has Monica Lewinsky taught us nothing?

I’ve always been voted most unlikely,” Tracy Morgan says as he lies in bed a day before the release of his autobiography, “I Am the New Black.” “Now that I’m making it, everybody’s paying attention to everything I say.”

And there’s a lot he wants to get off his chest.

Along with a slew of shout-outs (to Tina Fey and Lorne Michaels, among others), a bit of score-settling (with fellow “Saturday Night Live” alums Chris Kattan and Cheri Oteri) and the predictably unpredictable philosophizing and aphorizing the world has come to relish from the 40-year-old, Emmy-nominated “30 Rock” star, the book details the ultimate hard-knock life growing up in the ghettos of New York.

The child of a heroin-addicted Vietnam vet and a gambling-addicted mother, Morgan writes candidly about the anger, pain and sadness that fuel his nothing-to-lose wild-man comedy.

“Somewhere along my way, I lost my innocence,” he tells The Post, three weeks before his Carnegie Hall debut as part of the New York Comedy Festival.

Indeed, his youth reads like a social worker’s worst nightmare.

He lost his virginity at age 8 to a 14-year-old baby sitter. (She also had sex with his disabled 10-year-old brother.) In the middle of a family fight, Morgan wished his father dead, and later that day Dad told him, “You got your wish,” and proceeded to tell his son he was dying from AIDS, which he’d contracted from a dirty needle. Dropping out of high school, he became a crack dealer.

Live from New York, it’s . . . the worst childhood ever.