Mandy is dutifully following “No White at Night” to get back to her target weight of 29 pounds.

Mandy is shamwow!

Mandy is about to murder a lobster.

Mandy is now gay on Facebook.

Mandy is realizing the economy is only going to be saved by witty, incisive Facebook update commentary from the masses. Make yours count!

Mandy is forming numerous but shallow relationships with others.

Mandy uses Facebook in a self-promoting way that can be identified by others. She might initially be seen as charming.

Mandy is likely to have glamorous, self-promoting pictures for her main profile photo, while others tend to use snapshots.

Mandy also noted the differences in photos and amount of social interaction.

…Don’t you wish you were getting these in real time? OMG ME TOO! Let’s be friends.

Oh, and also:

“The researchers found that the number of friends and wall posts (messages left by the owner of the profile or friends) that a person had on their profile correlated with how narcissistic they were. Study leader Laura Buffardi, a Ph.D. student in psychology, said this is similar to how narcissists behave in the real world, forming numerous but shallow relationships with others.

“Narcissistic Facebook users were also more likely to have glamorous, self-promoting pictures for their main profile photo, while others tended to use snapshots, the study found. The untrained observers also noted the differences in photos and amount of social interaction.

” ‘We found that people who are narcissistic use Facebook in a self-promoting way that can be identified by others,’ Buffardi said.

“Narcissism hampers a person’s ability to form healthy, long-term relationships, said study co-author W. Keith Campbell.

” ‘Narcissists might initially be seen as charming, but they end up using people for their own advantage,’ Campbell said. ‘They hurt the people around them and they hurt themselves in the long run.’ “

As I posted on Facebook, this news story makes me want to touch myself.