Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Joan Rivers exhumed alive

JOAN Rivers has had endless plastic surgeries, and her fellow comics didn’t let her forget it during a Comedy Central roast in LA the other night, The Post’s Mandy Stadtmiller reports. “You’re like Robo-Cop, you’re half-human and nobody’s given a [bleep] about you since 1986,” Greg Giraldo told Rivers. “You actually have a lot in common with Michael Jackson. You both spent thousands of dollars to look like the Crypt Keeper. You’re both more popular now that you’re dead.” Jeffrey Ross continued: “Joan had a difficult choice to make, whether to do this roast or be the fifth celebrity to die this month . . . Who’s your plastic surgeon? Tim Burton? Oh my God, Kanye’s mom had a better plastic surgeon. Look at her, she’s a cougar. Freddy Cougar!” And quipped Brad Garrett, “Joan has [bleep]ed more old Jews than Bernie Madoff.”

Monday, July 20, 2009

Amma “The Hugging Saint”

Monday, June 29, 2009

"Best Week Ever" Tweets Up

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Queen of Gossip Dishes

Friday, April 03, 2009

Let’s Get Married! New York Mag Launches the Wedding Season

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Comic Timing: Election ‘08 – Comedians Honor War Veterans

Friday, October 24, 2008

Matt Lauer Gets Roasted

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

A Web Star Breaks Out

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Who Are Hollywod’s Gossip Girls?

Thursday, July 31, 2008

7 Days to Sex Appeal