I have This Friend whose ex used to be a model. Now she’s a travel agent.

After a few drinks at a wedding recently, a stunning woman came up to talk to me for a second time. We compared notes on wedding party attendees and then moved on to the profession question.

“So,” I said cockily drinking my margarita, glancing to the side. “You’re a travel agent?”

She looked at me and smiled.

“No,” she said. “An engineer.”