Beware people who…

Imitate a juggler whilst saying, “Got too many balls in the air.”

Exclaim, “Oh my gooshness.”

Are kind of fanatical about keeping up with the one-a-day calendar.

Lower voice to a husky whisper, lean in, and say, “What we’ve got coming down the pipeline is even more exciting.”

Go on “vacay.”

Marvel at knowledge of the word “cadre.”

Ridicule for knowledge of the word “cadre.”

Launch into a lengthy satire of “Sesame Street,” and say, “What is today brought to us by the letter C, C is for cadre?”

Wince at Whole Foods knockoff People’s Market and say, “I don’t go there. That place is all Hitler or something.”

Employ any use of “gal pal.”

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