Joan Rivers exhumed alive
JOAN Rivers has had endless plastic surgeries, and her fellow comics didn’t let her forget it during a Comedy Central roast in LA the other night, The Post’s Mandy Stadtmiller reports. “You’re like Robo-Cop, you’re half-human and nobody’s given a [bleep] about you since 1986,” Greg Giraldo told Rivers. “You actually have a lot in common with Michael Jackson. You both spent thousands of dollars to look like the Crypt Keeper. You’re both more popular now that you’re dead.” Jeffrey Ross continued: “Joan had a difficult choice to make, whether to do this roast or be the fifth celebrity to die this month . . . Who’s your plastic surgeon? Tim Burton? Oh my God, Kanye’s mom had a better plastic surgeon. Look at her, she’s a cougar. Freddy Cougar!” And quipped Brad Garrett, “Joan has [bleep]ed more old Jews than Bernie Madoff.”
Love at first site
DATING without ever leaving the house?
You better believe it. From video-chat leader Skype to upstart “social dating” sites like Zoosk (essentially, an application that turns your MySpace or Facebook into a meat market), there’s never been a better time to be an ultra-discriminating dater.
“If you’re not sure if you want to drop $100 on dinner, it’s a good way to go,” says Ryan Dodge, 27, who tested out video-dating for Glamour.com using Skype in a speed-Webcam-dating partnership starting today. “Video dating is going to happen — so you might as well get in on the ground floor.”
Even more awesome?
Because your “date” can only see you from the waist up, you don’t even have to wear pants.
Kid Capri dance party with the dapperlicious David Boyle!
Mackenzie Dawson, Candace Bushnell and me at Mr. West
May the farce be with you
Comedy geeks and aspiring humorists, prepare to freak out.
Vanity Fair writer Mike Sacks manages the seemingly impossible: Squeezing funny, revealing anecdotes out of notoriously difficult-to-interview giants of the industry. Interviews include former David Letterman head writer Merrill Markoe, Ricky Gervais’ secret weapon Stephen Merchant from “The Office,” Allison Silverman, head writer for “The Colbert Report,” and Harold Ramis, who talks about “Animal House” and “Groundhog Day.”
It’s like a DVD commentary track — but with answers to questions you actually want to hear.
Director Ramis is particularly candid. “I didn’t like Saturday Night Live that much,” he says, when asked why he never joined Lorne Michaels’ writing cast.
Contemplating whether the initial commercial failure of “Caddyshack” may have driven one of the film’s writers, Doug Kenney, to commit suicide, Ramis says: “Doug [who died in a hiking accident] . . . was very disappointed with the movie, but I’d hate to spend the rest of my life thinking that I directed and co-wrote the movie that killed Doug Kenney. We were so arrogant and so deluded and maybe deranged that we thought everything we would do would be as successful as ‘Animal House.’ And Doug knew only success.”
Merchant, meanwhile, gives his take on the “happy ending” of the BBC original version of “The Office.”
Bruno takes on Times Square
“BRUNO” violated Manhattan in the flesh the other night, when Sacha Baron Cohen invaded a Times Square theater and pranced around in character as the flamboyant Austrian fashion journalist.
“Let’s hope that this film realizes its full global potential! Let’s hope it doesn’t have like a really promising start and then peter out like swine flu did! Let’s hope that, like herpes, this film continues to infect all of you,” Cohen roared to a stunned crowd catching a midnight show of “Bruno.”




