Here are some excerpts from the Carnegie Hall show, obvs NSFW:

“I’m going to need y’all to give me a minute if you don’t mind…What a pleasure to be in Carnegie Hall….They didn’t make places like this for ni–ers. See all this gold, this was not for ni–ers. Naw beautiful sh-t was supposed to happen in this place. You’ll have to forgive me–I know I’m moving slower than my normal pace, but I just got out of jail about 35 minutes ago. [REFERRING TO ELECTION DAY] So a couple days ago I guess we all know what happened a couple days ago. I ain’t never gonna be the same. They could kill Obama tonight, nothing could change. Nothing–it’s already happened, motherfu–ers, it’s already happened. Everybody ain’t happy, uh-uh, I live in an all-white neighborhood. That motherfu–er was looking at me like I killed Jesus with my bare hands. That motherfu–er was looking at me like I stole Christmas and sold it to Barack Hussein Obama….Barack Obama needs help, and I’m going to recommend…if he come in your jurisdiction, and you care about the ni–er you might want to look out for him. ‘Cause some crazy sh-t happened to me today. I was in fu–ing jail, and I was mad as sh-t, and I was thinking I was going to miss this, and I know you don’t believe me when I say this, but I really wasn’t thinking about the money. Now that’s ’cause they paid me in advance. But I really needed to see you motherfu–ers believe it or not…you motherfu–ers are my whole team. I am alone in New York. I had 15 ni–ers with me yesterday. The police put them all in…I’m the only one out. In case you ain’t never been to jail it’s an uncomfortable rest in jail because although you tired and you wanna sleep what you sleeping on is cold so this is how you sleep. [LIES ON FLOOR UNCOMFORTABLY, THEN DOES PUSH-UPS] You can always do some push-ups. I was in there, and some crazy sh-t happened. Everybody in there treated me nice. Threw me off, fu–ed me up….So I’m in there, I’m strong, head up, lip stiff. And these motherfu–ers were nice as sh-t to me, brought me coffee…let me call my loved ones….And there I was in jail. But I’m in New York. But I’m in jail. And I missed Conan yesterday. And then two days before that it came out in the news that I had died in a plane crash. And then I lost a loved one in my family and 10 minutes later Barack’s grandma died…and then the next day…and then the next day I’m in jail. So you gotta understand I’m in jail with every emotion that I possess. I’m hurting ’cause I said I wouldn’t go back to jail. And I tried to play the system, they said I couldn’t carry a gun so I gave it to another ni–er and then they arrest him….I was sad, and I was angry, and I was missing y’all, and…I’m still happy and proud and sh-t because every time I see a white person it remind me of something, ‘Oh, we got a black president!’….I was just waiting to post bail…because we are in for some exciting sh-t in the world. Now white people I need you to understand something on behalf of ni–ers.” [SOMEONE FROM THE AUDIENCE SHOUTS, "SAY IT!"] “See you can’t say it like that anymore. You could say it like that two weeks ago. You could go, ‘Say it!’ But now we got a black president, we don’t act like that. SAY IT! Yeah, so anyway white people I need y’all to understand that as a black people we understand the fact that racism is as fu–ed up for y’all as it is for us. Because no white people own slaves. Today. And so all the white people today are being penalized for some sh-t they didn’t even do which makes them almost ni–ers. But now if we gonna get over racism it can’t be done by acting as if it’s less than what it was. It’s not. It couldn’t be….’Cause I’m a cold motherfu–ing ni–er…[DURING OBAMA'S SPEECH] Black people were watching…you know we was watching waiting on a sign or some thing. We was trying to wait for the ni–er sign….Did y’all–black women, did you see Michelle Obama glide across that motherfu–ing stage?…White people I know you don’t like the word ni–er. And I know you wish that I stopped saying it. Because you think I’m funnier if I don’t say it–but I always think if I don’t say it then it don’t exist–and I need ni–ers to exist. For I am a ni–er. I’ve already explained that tonight….White people did something for ni–ers. Let me just make something perfectly clear….If all the ni–ers, all the African Americans, all the colored people, all the blacks and all the Hispanics woulda voted for Obama he would’ve lost. I don’t think you heard what I just said. If all the ni–ers, all the black people, all the coloreds, all the Hispanics had voted for Obama, he would’ve lost. The reason that he won–and when I say win I don’t mean win like win. I mean win like shut the fu– up [KNOCKS OVER THE MIC] was white people. White people, we have been waiting on y’all to pay us back for a long time.”