Wonderland

Come to Ritalin Readings and find out if Lindsay is alive or dead!

7:30 p.m. – Mo Pitkins – Info here!

Read a story I wrote about “How to Eat Like a Hot Chick” here!

And read another story I wrote about how to read the Bible like a Paris Hilton chick here!

Resolution: One “Lamb Lies Down” reference in everything I write from this point forward!

Also, watch this vintage video of David Letterman that I found yesterday while searching Liam’s blog for some clips he posted of Bill Hicks! Such a happy treat!

See you tonight!

Candid poodle

you’ve bought your ticket, contacted your sexy girlfriend and arranged for a babysitter to go to Ritalin Readings in two days.

Yes? Yes.

This Thursday, 7:30 p.m.

I’ll be doing a piece called “What Are You Going to Get Me For Father’s Day?”

The word “condadulations” will be used 27 times.

From the site:

Hosted by Gabriel Delahaye and Lindsay Robertson
Produced by Jon Friedman (The Rejection Show)

Alex Blagg (VH1 Best Week Ever)
Jon Friedman (The Rejection Show)
Greg Johnson (Comedian)
Adam Lowitt (The Daily Show)
Kristen Schaal (Comedian)
Mandy Stadtmiller (Comedian)

The Ritalin Reading Series
“Sometimes it’s good to be quick”
Thursday, May 24th at 7:30 pm
Mo Pitkin’s House of Satisfaction
34 Avenue A (b. 2nd and 3rd St.)
F or V train to Second Ave.
212-777-5660
Doors at 7, show at 7:30
$6

Humboldt Park, 2005

COMEDIAN Andy Borowitz doesn’t just make fun of the news, he “predicts” it.

For example:

“Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky will toss her hat into the ring for the Democratic nomination for president. Ms. Lewinsky will offer herself as an alternative to Hillary, saying, ‘It worked before.’ “

Sharing this kind of bold prediction as part of a live monthly stage show called “Next Week’s News” – catch it this Thursday at 8 p.m. at Carolines on Broadway with special guest star Amy Sedaris – Borowitz offers juicy fake headlines from the week ahead. He also quizzes his guests to get their take on future events, as he did at the last show with Arab-American comic Dean Obeidallah.

“Dean’s prediction was that Osama bin Laden was going to try to change his image in the West by appearing on ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ ” Borowitz says. “That actually turned out not to be true.”

Wonderful, you rock, 2005