Dr. G’s

but, as she joked at a Friars Club luncheon yesterday, because “he stole my act,” reports The Post’s Mandy Stadtmiller. In a laughter-packed interview with TV host Bill Boggs, Lampanelli explained, “I obviously write the jokes with the intention of making fun of the stereotype of idiots who actually believe the stereotypes.” However, she spewed a little vitriol of her own when she slammed “self-serious [bleep] dyke Sandra Bernhard who I [bleep]ing hate” because the rival comic went on Howard Stern’s show and trashed her. “I’m a nice freaking person,” Lampanelli said. “I have feelings!”

Easy rider

The only thing more awkward than fashion giant Andre Leon Talley insistently calling Jennifer Hudson the “People’s Princess” at the Oscars pre-show over and over again? The insane outfit that he styled her in: a metallic python bolero over a floor-length brown gown by Oscar de la Renta.

Yes, you read that right. A metallic python bolero.

Paired with that brown dress, it was snakes on a plain. It was Ming the Merciless meets “Battlefield Earth.” It was, as humorist Andy Borowitz notes, like a “rejected design for the Freedom Tower.”

Our favorite comedians put it all in perspective:

But I’m quite pleased with the results.

Un montage que j’ai fait sur James Spader!!!

What do I like the best about being a female cliche? Oh, I think it’s the hairdos, thanks.

when I unwittingly had my mind blown.

I. Love. This. (Via Idolator)

More quiet dignity than one man deserves

is up on MySpace.

I’m crazy for collating!

Also, I may not be posting as much because I promised Julie Klausner I would stalk her and it kind of takes a lot of work.

Me: I will stalk you.
Julie: You’ll stalk me!
Me: Yes. I think it will cheer you up.