The tree outside the house where I used to live

An email from Kristin McGonigle at Pindeldyboz…

On Friday, September 15, go to THE SLIPPER ROOM (167 Orchard Street in the L.E.S.) at 7pm. Because…

FUNNY SELLS! (working title):

A Night of Comedy and Funny Writing to Benefit Pindeldyboz, the finest in hand-held literature born in Astoria, Queens.

Featuring:
-your host, the always pants-peeing funny SETH HERZOG
-MICHAEL SHOWALTER (yeah, Michael Efffing Showalter)
-SAM LIPSYTE (also hilarious and smart!)
-MANDY STADTMILLER (comedian, blogger, writer and the woman who survived being licked by Andy Dick at the Shatner Roast and lived to tell about it)
-AND MORE! Seriously, it can’t get any better, but it will!
Your $10 donation at the door will allow us to bring you another awesome edition of stories that defy classification. Along with our undying gratitude, natch.

Tell your friends, neighbors, loved ones, blogs and bring them all along. Though warn them that there’s a good chance their asses will be laughed off, ‘k? Thanks.

xo,
Kristin

Errbody know he my number 1 fan

until right now when I accepted Lauren as a friend, and the sounds of Tila Tequila’s “Fuck Ya Man” came blaring out of my tinny little speakers.

The future of America is here, MyFriends.

And it ain’t trying to fuck ya man.

UPDATE: I’m a moron. Lauren’s profile is set to private. Now, please, really take the time to listen to “Fuck Ya Man” through Tila’s profile. Your life, like mine, will be changed forever.

Capture the flag

Child in a room

when “Back in Time” comes on the radio, it’s especially bittersweet for Huey Lewis?

The story of why I once shaved my head

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