Coconuts

of “Eating It.”

Special thanks to Jeff Singer and his lovely wife Colette Hawley for finally allowing me to realize my dream of kung-fu fighting on stage as Barbara Walters.

These shoes suck

shoes rule.

Analyze this

So I’m seeing a new therapist. But I’ve decided to do things differently. This time I asked if we could just talk.

How much should you tip your therapist?

A repressed memory is what, 20 percent? I really don’t want to be cheap when I’ve just found out I’ve been molested.

Git-r-moody

This is amazing.

Larry the Cable Guy before he was Larry the Cable Guy (via Liam via Dead-Frog via A Special Thing).

Time funner center

Say it with me.

Billybobiston.