Statuesque

Bloggy McBlogalot will again be on summer holiday—through Labor Day—to complete a hijinx-filled “Arrested Development” spec.

In the meantime, revel in “Pier Pressure” from Season One, check out the graphical subtleties of Paper Rad, and for the love of Christ, go see “Me and You and Everyone We Know.”

If you go out in the woods today, you’d better go in disguise

Me: How much are these stickers?

Clerk: Let me scan that. Let’s see. Stickety-Doo-Da. 99 cents.

Me: Great. Thanks.

Clerk: You a teacher?

Me: No.

Awkward silence.

Me: I just like stickers.

Wild wow

I guess they’re going to have to come up with a new nickname for the “Happiest Shareholders on Earth.”

Dream works

I made a reservation at the Disneyland Resort (Welcome to the Magic!) today.

“That’s S as in Sam,” I spelled my name. “T as in Tom, A as in Adam, D as in David, T as in Tom.”

“Let me get that right,” the operator interrupted. “That’s S as in Simba, T as in Tigger, A as in Aladdin, D as in Daisy, and T as in Tigger?”

“Yes,” I said.

It was more right than I had ever been.

Good day, sunshine

“Leaving Las Vegas”? Terrible movie. It had alcoholism and prostitution in it.